The Problem

I’m having a bit of difficulty keeping up with this blog…

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Figure. Artist’s impression of my semester.

I don’t want another zoombie website.

Proposed Solution 1

HOLIDAY HOLIDAY image/svg+xml AUG SEP OCT NOV DEC JUL HOLIDAY SEMESTER 2 SEMESTER 2 BREAK EXAMS WRITE ANDACCUMULATE GRADUALLY RELEASE POSTSTHROUGHOUT SEMESTER BOX OFPOSTS REPEAT ANDSUCCEED IN LIFE

Figure. Boxes and lines drawn to connote a sense of quality to this article.

Plus

  • No longer do I need to stress about writing stuff during the semester while I study for university.

  • I get continuous reward stimuli at times of need (especially in the midst of assignment deadlines and exams)

  • I can act like a time management ninja.

    “Whoa, you’re prepping for exams and blogging a new post every week?”

Minus

  • Posts are not fresh.

Proposed Solution 2

HOLIDAY HOLIDAY image/svg+xml AUG SEP OCT NOV DEC JUL HOLIDAY SEMESTER 2 SEMESTER 2 BREAK EXAMS WRITE, POST ANDFAKE TIMESTAMPT REMAIN DORMANTTHROUGHOUT SEMESTER REPEAT ANDSUCCEED IN LIFE BY THE WAY, THIS MEANTTO BE A BEAUTIFUL CAVE

Figure. Additional collection of boxes and lines to further solidify the point.

Plus

  • Perfect opportunity to confuse and prank everyone.

    “You haven’t written for months.”

    “What do you mean? :)”

    “Wait what, these posts say they’re from last month, but they weren’t there before!”

    “It must be your browser cache.”

Minus

  • Risk of losing all friends.

Wait, what friends.